I am an incredibly awkward human being.
I don’t think any of you understand the beauty of the burrito I just consumed. Food will never be the same again.
I would take that horrible train ride twenty more times if it meant Kil was waiting at the end of it. I missed him so much. So so much.
Amtrack has made me so frustrated that I went and bought a bag of Doritos. Thanks for ruining my healthy streak, assholes.
“We both know I’m not 21 but I’ve been on the twat waffle of a train for 6 hours. So since you wouldn’t want me to punch every person in the face I’m gonna need some whiskey. NOW.”
I’m still sitting in the same spot I have been for two hours now.